WWF Monday Night Raw Promo's 9/30 - 10/5

[Da Sketch]

Promo's for Monday Night Raw

- 2 Backstage Interview
- 1 In Ring Promo(Optional)
- Keep it about your match or feud
Attacking is NOW ALLOWED!!!(But Nothing to SEVEAR)

[legend killer]

Orton: Hardy and Yakky, Beavis and Butthead, Bert and Ernie, the guy who cant spell, the guy who cant stop whacking off. Tonight Randy Orton leaves you to goons to fight off for this Hardcore Title. I have been forced into this against my own accord. I refuse to compete.

(Orton walks out of the ring, heads backstage, gets in his car, and drives off)

[TheNewKOTR]

Promo begins

Mr.Canada is standing next to the coach.

TC: Da Canadian you requested this time to say something.

DC: Yes, thats right coach. I'm tried of jobbing to the lousy Americans and I'm tried of waiting for a title shot. I'm also tried being booed. You know what I'm gonna do. I gonna give something for the fans to boo for.

TC: What are you give them?

DC: This! (Boots the coach and gives him the maple leaf driver.)

Fans can be heard booing in the background

DC: Da Canadian is dead. Long live Mr. Canada.

[Da Sketch]

In Ring Promo

Sketch's Music hits as he makes his way to the ring with Trish and Christy

Jr: Well here he come's King,The Reiging WWF Champion,who 2 weeks ago sucsessfully defended The World Wrestling Foundation Title against Master Disaster
King: Yeah and what a match that was Jr.,Sketch said he would still be the champ and he is he stood by his word
Jr: And you got to wonder King who is next in line to face Sketch for the title so lets hear what the champ has 2 say

Sketch gets a mic and begins to talk

Sketch: 2 weeks ago at Breakdown Da Sketch did exactly what Da Sketch said he was gonna do and thats beat the ever loving shit outta that fucking piece of shit known as Master Disaster----crowd pops----,I told that mother fucker what was coming to him and he did not listen so he got exactly what he deserved a mother fucking ass kicking hood style----crowd pops----,now as far as Da Sketch's next opponent goes,bring em on

Bret Hart's music hits

Jr:Whats this?
King: Hey Jr!thats,Bret Hart's music,what does he want?
Jr: I dont know King
King:You dont think he's Sketch's next opponent do you?
Jr: He could be who knows!

Bret enters the ring and grabs a mic of his own

Sketch: Well if it isn't The Exellence of Execution himself...Bret Hart...What Up Hitman!?

Bret: Well first of all im out here to congradulate you on your title win at Breakdown,and also your long reign as being The WWF Champion as well as co holder of the tag titles

Sketch: Aight,but Da Sketch knows thats not the main reason your out here,so just cut 2 the chase cause obviously you cut me off for a reason

Bret: Right,I was just gonna get to that,basically Sketch im out here to let you know that your next opponent for The World Wrestling Foundation Title, is the man that has a heart of a foundation,The Exellence of Execution,The Best There is...The Best There Was... and The Best There Ever Will Be...----Crowd Pops----

King: WHAT!!!
Jr: You gotta be kidding me!!!,Thats Huge!!!

Sketch: Oh Word Aight Bret,then it's on then at Blood Thirsty,Da Sketch vs. Bret Hart,No Fucking Doubt you better get ready

Bret: Dont Worry I will and may the... best... man... win

----Sketch cuts him off----

Sketch: Oh Dont Worry Da Sketch plans to,Cause Da Sketch Got It Like That----crowd pops----

Sketch's music hits as Bret Hart and Sketch have a stare down,then Bret exits the ring and heads to the back

Jr: Wow what a blockbuster anouncement,Bret Hart will take on Da Sketch at Blood Thirsty for The Heavyweight Championship of The World
King: I cant believe it Jr.Im in shock,I cant wait for this one

A Commerical for Blood Thirsty Plays

In Ring Promo Ended