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Post by Da Sketch on Oct 16, 2005 0:05:52 GMT -5
Promo's for Monday Night Raw
- 2 Backstage Interview
- 1 In Ring Promo(Optional)
- Keep it about your match or feud
Attacking is NOW ALLOWED!!!(But Nothing to SEVEAR)
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Post by TheNewKOTR on Oct 17, 2005 13:44:06 GMT -5
Promo Begins
Mr.Canada is backstage
MC: Last week on smackdown I was once again screwed for the hardcore title. It seems to me I always being put in triple threat matches but I aint complianing. This week I get another chance at the title. Once I hit my canadian maple leaf on Matt Hardy that title will be mine. Matt Hardy you say that you wont die, fine but, you will wish that you were dead after our match. For I am not doing this for me I am doing this for my home country of Canada the greatest place on earth. (Crowd booes). You americans can boo all you want but the reality is you wish you were canadian. (Crowd booes). We've got hotter women, we've got better health care, and we've got better beer. The only things you have is a dumbass president and dumbass people. So you people could do one thing. Marry your cousins and kiss my ass. (Crowd booes)
camera fades into commerical
Promo ends
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Post by legend killer on Oct 17, 2005 21:09:18 GMT -5
Randy Orton comes onto the screen live from his hometown of St Louis Missouri and he is via Satellite.
Orton: Matt Hardy, Mr Canada, or whoever is the reigning Hardcore Champion. I will be returning at Taboo Tuesday. If i dont get my requested match that i asked the GM for, well i am hereby exercising my rematch clause and want a Hardcore Title rematch. And as for this week, well it looks like someone better be careful
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Post by Da Sketch on Oct 22, 2005 6:08:01 GMT -5
Parking Lot Promo
Sketch is seen arriving in his car,Michael Hayes has been awaiting for an interview,as Sketch gets out of the car with Trish and Christy
Hayes: Sketch!,Sketch!,can I get a quick word with you about your tag team title match here tonight against The Filfthy Animals!?
Sketch continues to not pay attention to Hayes and walks by him,as Trish and Christy do as well
Hayes: What about Bret Hart!?
Sketch stops as both Trish and Christy look at Sketch like oh shit Hayes has done it now,Sketch then walks up to Hayes and looks at him
Sketch: What about Bret Hart?
Hayes: Well arent you aware that he is in a number one contenders match for The WWF tag-team championship,arent you in the least bit concerned?
Sketch: Concerned!,why should I be concerned
King: There you go Hayes you idiot now you made him mad
Sketch: First of all Michael,Da Sketch knows he has to face(puts hand in the air to put up a sign across the screen for Brets name) Bret Hart at Blood Thirsty in just 2 weeks,and last week he dropped the ball against The Rock,it kind of makes you wonder if Bret still has what it takes to be a world champion,the fan in me thinks it can possiably happen,but the maniac in me doesnt and----talks in feirce voice---- WILL NOT LET IT HAPPEN,Cause Da Sketch Got It Like That,now move I got a match to get ready for
Jr: Wow some strong words from our WWF Champion Sketch
King: Yeah Jr. things sure keep heating up as weeks progress I wish this match up was tonight
Jr: Well King your just gonna have to wait 2 more weeks live on Ppv it is sure to be a classic bar none
Parking Lot Promo Ended
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Post by Baker ''King Of Submissions'' on Oct 22, 2005 12:49:38 GMT -5
From the guerrerla position, the camera is locked onto the curtain, booing is heard along side the entrance music of Edge.
suddenly Edge stumbls through the curtain, with lita at his side helping to support him.
Tod Grihsam runs up to him.
Tod: Edge, you just won the finals of the mystery tournament, defeating 1Fatbudda with your spear, to become the first ever United States Champion. what are your thoughts.
Edge: (wipes some sweat from his forehead) My thoughts? You want my thoughts Tod? well ill tell you, when i firs came to the WWF, i made a promise, that i would make in impact, i said you could bank on it, and what did i do? i became the first ever WWF United States champion. Tod first, i made an impact, when i took the most beautiful and sexy woman in the world right here, and i made her my own. now i have taken this beautiful title, and made it my own. my thoughts? well im feeling pretty good.
Tod: Edge when you firs came here, you mentioned ending the career of Matt Hardy. killing the man who says that he will not die.
Edge: Oh he hasnt died but he will die, die via the hands of a better man, of a man who ca do anything he can do, 10X better.
Tod whatever i have, or...whoever i have (looks at lita) i will not be satisfied, until i have taken each and every one of matt hardy's dreams and hopes away, i made a title mine, i made a woman mine, and next, im gonna make matt hardy mine, as he is goung to be...my...BITCH!
Edge and lita shove past tod and away.
end promo
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