WWF Starrcade Promo's 1/7 - 1/13

[Da Sketch]

Promo's for WWF Starrcade

- 1 Backstage Interview
- 1 In Ring Promo(Optional)
- Keep it about your match or feud
Attacking isNOTALLOWED!!!

[TheNewKOTR]

Backstage Interview

Todd: Ladies and Gentlemen, I am Todd Grisham and tonight at Starrcade we have a fatal four way match for the United States Championship (crowd cheers)and, right now I have a competitor and thy former United States Champion. Mr. Canada. (crowd booes)

MC: Todd.

Todd: Mr. Canada you are facing three talented athletes in Bret Hart(crowd cheers), Da Flexa(mixed reaction), and Randy Orton(Crowd Booes). How are you gonna stop any of them when you got three guys competiting for the US title.

MC: Todd, its real simple. Im such an extordinary wrestler it doesnt matter who Im up against. Cause you see tonight I get my revenge against the person who took my Canadian Championship away from me.

Todd: You mean United States Championship.

MC: Whatever. Well, anyways Bret you turned your back on Me and the rest of Canada(Crowd booes). And for Randy Orton and Da Flexa if you get in my way I will give you two a Canadian Destroyer so dont push your luck. Tonight I will regain my Canadian title(Crowd Booes). Oh yeah, I forgot the fans. A direct message to you... ALTANTA SUCKS! HAHAHAHA HAHA(Crowd Booes)

Camera fades into a commerical for the next PPV

[legend killer]

Randy is shown on the screen, he grabs a mic, stares into the camera, and slowly utters these words...... "If i dont leave Starcade the United States Champion, then i will hand in my resignation to Shane McMahon and leave the WWF"

Cole: What the f**k?

Tazz: Talk about risking everything

[Da Sketch]

Backstage Promo

Sketch is seen getting ready,he has an ice cold look on his face,Michael Hayes is standing by him to get a word

Crowd Pops as they see Sketch

Hayes: Sketch tonight the stakes could not be any higher for you here at Starrcade,as you get the oppurtunity to re-capture both The WWF Tag-Team and World Heavyweight titles,but there is a certain twist to it,cause your partner happens to be one of your opponents here tonight in the triple threat World Title match not to mention that for the past 2 months you and Matt Hardy have been at each others throats for World Title and Sketch with your bithday just a few days away there has to be alot on your mind going into tonight in both of these high profiled matches,your thoughts?

Camera zooms in on Sketch

Sketch: You know something Michael for the past 2 months those to closet case f*ggits Shane McMahon and Matt Bitch ass Hardy have done nothing but screw me over out my title well tonight this shit is gonna stop,last month in Hell in a Cell myself and Hardy wound up pinning eachother and the match ended and this little prick is still the champion well after tonight he wont be even if it means that Da Sketch has to take apart his partner to do it he will,cause you see Matt Hardy says he will not die,but what he fails to realise is that he MUST DIE----crowd pops---- and Matt Hardy WILL DIE at Sketch's hands----crowds pops----One way or another it will happen Cause Da Sketch Got it Like That----crowd pops----

Sketch looks at the camera and walks off

Joey Styles: What an intense main event it will be tonight King
King: Your not kidding,its gonna be one hell of a fight

Backstage Promo Ended